![]() Cue the obligatory good-guys-sitting-around-the-ambulance postgame. LaRusso has a cute The Karate Kid III flashback montage, which apparently allows him to finally beat up on the man who's seven feet taller than him. Meanwhile, at the Cobra Kai dojo, the likes of Sam, Robby, Miguel, and Tory manage to hack into the Cloud to retrieve footage of Silver fixing last season's All-Valley Tournament. They biff it and get the crap beaten out of them. The above-mentioned crew of drunken senseis (and Mike Barnes) show up to Silver's spot for the above-mentioned homicide attempt. The Good Guys battle that's been brewing since the very end of Season Three. The season finale sees the culmination of the Silver vs. But Terry Silver didn't work in 1989, and he sure as hell doesn't work now. I'm a fan of Thomas Ian Griffith, don't get me wrong. TINA ROWDEN/NETFLIX Bye Bye, Terry Ponytail The Cobra Kai team has to make sure there's another Little Lawrence out there for the 2036 reboot of The Karate Kid, right?Ĭause of death: drowned in a vat of Coors Banquet. He even makes good with Miguel and Robby. We get a few worthwhile gags along the way, with the Johnny-as-an-Uber-driver bit by far standing out as one of this season's best moments. ![]() This season sees the man trying to adult, more than ever before. The Johnny Lawrence Redemption Tour continues, folks. Miyagi was still around, he'd certainly say, "Daniel-san, you're a little bitch!" If Cobra Kai wants to salvage LaRusso's legacy, they should have the guy make like Tony Stark and sacrifice himself to Kreese. Amanda flirted with the idea this season, but she should've actually left him! If Mr. LaRusso spends this season, somehow, even more so than all of the other seasons combined, hammered and putting his children in life-threatening situations. That was his thing! Like Luke Skywalker, though, age has only made him whinier and wussier. Listen, Danny LaRusso was always a whiny little wuss. Toast him like an Olive Garden breadstick. Pardon my French: Cobra Kai Season Six needs to kill Daniel LaRusso. Yeah, I Want to Give Danny Boy a Swirly, Too 'Cobra Kai' Season 6 Should End the Series Forever.'Cobra Kai': Olive Garden is Where I Draw the Line.And I have the regrettable task of breaking it all down. The season finale of The Karate Kid sequel series sees LaRusso, Lawrence, and Chozen pull up to Terry Silver HQ and attempt to murder him?! Is that allowed on a Netflix teen comedy? Regardless, it's a hoot. Cobra Kai debuted its new season on Netflix this Friday, and it's precisely as chaotic as I've implied above. ![]() Well, my friends in this dojo, I guess that job is mine. What the fuck! Did any child of the '80s ever, ever think that a 60-year-old Ralph Macchio would share the screen with all of his OG trilogy kiddie villains, all at once, looking like that pointing-fingers Spider-Man meme? Three of the four are drunk in this scene, too! Someone! Tell me what's going on. Even the part when Terry Silver slices Chozen's back open with a katana and he somehow still lives. The Cobra Kai Season Five finale begins, essentially, with Daniel LaRusso, Johnny Lawrence, Chozen, and Mike Barnes in one place. This story contains spoilers for the Season Five finale of Cobra Kai.
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